dreime:

garbage-empress:

dreime:

it’s so unsettling how in the moment before you use mouthwash it feels exactly like doing a shot. i’m always worried my body is going to forget that it’s 7 in the morning on a tuesday and not a saturday night barhop and just swallow the minty fresh

This is why I replaced all my mouthwash with peppermint schnapps to avoid any confusion

innovation

(Source: flutzes)

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