seriousjones:

• Adam Sandler beats Will Ferrell. sandler’s sports comedies are modern classics whereas ferrell’s are largely forgotten. also, stranger than fiction was probably better than click but it didn’t make me cry, so
  
• Will Ferrell beats Jim Carrey. will’s shtick has proven to have greater longevity in the 21st century comedy world. also hey jim “doesn’t like to do sequels” carrey, liar liar and yes man were the exact same movie. carrey’s sequels cowardice was solely responsible for son of the mask
• Jim Carrey beats Adam Sandler. carrey’s forays into dramatic roles have been more lauded. also people at parties get really mad at me if I suggest we watch billy madison, but they don’t get as mad if I suggest ace ventura instead